Now you too can be a World Class Jackass! Just slap on
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you too can look cool while slapping yourself silly with a 2 x 4 or while piercing your
ass with a 2 foot safety pin and while you fall off screaming into the abyss!!!
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By the way, in no way do we think you should smack yourself with a two-by-four,
pierce your own body or jump off of cliffs. These are humorous anecdotes, not
recommendations for recreational activity.